Years ago, when I had the stamina to complain about everything that annoyed me, I wrote a column for Moneysworth Magazine in New York called, “Diary of a Mad (but Methodical) Consumer.” Back then—I won’t say how long ago—bad service was still, if you can believe it, the exception rather than the rule to living in America. After returning recently from India and Japan—two countries where the service bar is so high we Americans can’t even see it from here—I became all the more alert to how much we’ve grown accustomed to receiving bad service on a daily basis in this country. 
The Windmill (Gonzalez, California—119 miles south of downtown San Francisco, right off the 101). Situated in a former Wells Fargo bank, this restaurant is a delightful traveler’s surprise—clean, friendly, and scrumptious food. I had excellent sausage and eggs, with the best hash browns and French toast I’ve tasted in years. Kayoko had an excellent Mexican salad, with very hot jalapenos, fresh scallions, perfect avocados, and shredded greens that remind you of what salads are supposed to taste like. Can’t wait to go back. Don’t miss it, one of the pleasures of the 101!
Gonpache, on La Cienega [click here for website]. In Kayoko’s words, “a truly amazingly beautiful Japanese restaurant/bar, across from Matsuhisa, just north of Lawry’s Prime Rib. Such an authentic architecture and garden, stunning ambience! And if you go to the bar, which has a great seating area, and view, they offer Happy Hour Price all night to survive this difficult times together! Food is $3-$8, all first class cuisine, and drinks are also $3-6!!! I had a great glass of Chardonnay $3, and we shared great Shiraz $3...most expensive food was best three-piece sushi for $8!!! Best quality indeed. Japanese style fried chicken $3….,etc. So, if you feel like little Tokyo experience, try this place!!!” I can only add that the ample martinis are excellent.
SMILES TO TIKI’S GRILL in the ResortQuest Waikiki Beach Hotel at Kuhio Beach (2570 Kakua Avenue). If you stumbled on this jewel of a restaurant by accident, you might not go in—it just doesn’t have the vibe of good food. But looks can be deceiving. The setting, overlooking Waikiki Beach, is tremendous; but the pu-pus are even better and the drinks generous! We tried kalua pig quesadillas with taro tortillas filled with kalua pig strings, a deliciously light pepper jack cheese, an Kahuku corn relish with pleasantly bitter guacamole; and Hawaiian chili clams, streamed fresh and sautéed in white wine, garlic, Maui onions, Portuguese sausage, and Hawaiian chli peppers. Scrumptuous. Good service. Sunset on the beach. A little corner of Paradise. Don’t miss it for a taste of authentic Hawaiian cuisine.
SMILES TO HOUSTON’S (54th & 3rd Avenue, Manhattan) 7/1/08
FROWNS TO BONEFISH in Shawnee Mission, KS LL 6/19/08
FROWNS TO DJANGO L L (480 Lexington Avenue, Manhattan) 7/3/08
FROWNS to ATT How ATT holds customers (including me) is beyond me. Five days ago I called them to ask why I was the “last man in


FROWNS For Danny's Deli--At Venice Beach 3/30/08 Despite being highly recommended, one of the worst dining experiences ever. The décor is interesting—cartoons of famous Venetians—and the location couldn’t be better. But the service was atrocious—after a forty-minute wait for our order, we finally managed to catch the supremely inattentive waiter (who spent 80% of his time starting at a computer screen or at the bartender). Ten minutes later he told us the kitchen “has lost your order” but he would immediately bring us something to nibble on—fortunately we were already nibbling on popcorn we bought on the promenade. Twenty minutes later he brought French fries. Forty minutes after that he brought us our sandwich and salad and chicken fingers (for our 5-year-old fellow victim). He said he’d take “ten percent” off the bill for our trouble, but didn’t! Was the place crowded? About 2/3 of the tables were empty. Now we understand why.

SMILES For Spencer’s Restaurant—“at the Mountain,” managed by the delightfully attentive Julieta Quinn, chef Urs Balmer, and owner Harold Matzner—a man I’d love to meet to commend him for a job well-done. On the flanks of Mt San Jacinto, adjacent to the Palm Springs Tennis Club (701 West Baristo Road), I sit at the bar again, this time with a breeze that brings the fragrance of citrus blossoms wafting through the open doors to mingle with the 4-star odors coming from the kitchen. As I enjoy watching the diners sitting beneath the giant ficus trees decorated with white-globed lanterns, I’m served a full-bellied Belvedere martini (hold the Vermouth), as icy as I could possibly imagine (for a reasonable price, btw). The bread basket that accompanies my Caesar salad includes warm pillows of sourdough bread along with the spicy flatbread. To me no restaurant can call itself 4-star that serves un-warmed bread; it’s such a simple thing to do that not doing it belies all else. The salad itself could not have been better: one humongous crouton perfectly baked, and a rectangular strip of fried parmesan that makes you wonder why you don’t fry parmesan at home every day—to add its natural saltiness to the crunchy romaine. For dessert I ordered “blueberry pie a la mode.” The crust of the five-inch in diameter pie was old-fashioned latticed, obviously home-baked, the berries plump and juicy and NOT overcooked. It was centered on a white square platter, the four edges of which were painted with two chocolate strips and garnished with three fresh berries. An exquisite dollop of vanilla ice cream, and a sprig of mint, finished off this unforgettable pleasure. Each year I return I’ve not been disappointed. Truly a little piece of paradise.

SMILE TO DELL 1/10/08-2/5/08 When my Dell laptop, at the end of a 3-year guarantee, kept heating up despite the fact that Dell had sent techies to replace the motherboard twice, I suggested it was now time for me to upgrade anyway and I’d be happy to do so if they gave me some kind of credit for the old one. Instead of doing that, they “swapped it out” for a new Latitude D430—which, by the way, runs cool and works perfectly with a much larger hard drive and RAM. Dell has been an absolute delight to deal with, having entirely transformed their approach to customer care in the last few years.
SMILE TO APPLE 2/16/08 Sitting at the Genius Bar at Apple, waiting for help in reconfiguring my IPod, I couldn’t help but overhear one of the geniuses telling a man whose hard drive was failing that he’d be better off going to an Apple-licensed dealer, both for the price and the better guarantee. The man was grateful. I was happy to hear yet another example of Apple’s thoughtful and generous customer service.
FROWN TO TIVO 2/15/08 My wife Kayoko was on the phone nearly an hour yesterday with TIVO trying to get someone to pay attention to the fact that our brand-new TIVO hasn’t been working since we installed it 6 weeks ago. First she was told to call SONY, “since it’s a SONY machine.” She called SONY, who told her it was NOT a SONY machine. She called TIVO back, finally got to a supervisor who was finally able to help her just before she blew her cool. We shouldn’t have to speak to a supervisor to get help for an expensive monthly service.
SMILE TO VERIZON 2/20/08 In and out of their store at 43rd & Madison in less than ten minutes, with a new extended life battery that worked the moment it was plucked into the cell phone by the friendly counter person. Greeted with a smile at the door by a receptionist who analyzed my issue immediately and took me to the problem-solver. Plus the cost was a modest 49%-a 30% discount they found instantly in their computer I was entitled to. From one of the worst customer service and attitudes in the business, Verizon has transformed itself in a few short years to one of the very best.